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Letter from the patience* waiting room

Dear Discombobulated
I am writing to you as I wait in the waiting room.
Waiting room. Such a good word. Patient patients waiting in a room and waiting and waiting…
X-ray nurse came in to say she was ready but Dip-the-stick  had not signed paperwork so we could not do x ray.
Yet.
Awhile….so  I was  waiting…and waiting…patiently waiting …another patient then arrived she was waiting too…
Oh no she was meeting her granny…social that waiting room
Radiology lady appeared again… sorry for the ….’waiting’

‘I am not sure if he’s in the building…’Could be a long old morning …

Nice H2O machine.

Aha. Hark the sound of the Dip. … seems he IS hiding, for miraculously the form had been signed…..
so then I was….waiting….
X ray machine was  not working.

Programmed to destruct the moment ‘Boari J ‘  appeared on the data. !

Hurrah…
XRay machine fixed. A debug reboot and a kick.
X ray was  done
Back to waiting in patience * waiting room …waiting…
He was  hiding there somewhere.
Receptionist J popped in…’sorry for the ‘waiting’ he hasn’t seen the xray yet, so he is taking another patient instead….’
Waiting

Argh…hark the sound of the Dip

RB-FigonCell
you know how to get hold of me…
I surrendered my papers.
Suggestions from Uncle Vodka and Awesome Allergic J.
WE scrutinised.. …. we agreed we will try new ABx if Vodka V agrees. Better wait for his response.
Got SNS going = great. If great that it’s toning some muscle that twitches my toes…is that the bladder muscle? nerve? errr.. Anyhow we agreed…we need Implant SNS Rep …well yes…that was the  plan..so we can just go on waiting…
ohwell…back soon.

Nice  young receptionist man, shirt all hanging out, he tried to make appointment for two weeks time as instructed.

Don’t worry. I said. You will not be able to.

I am sorry I am not waiting.
Could you, would you, wait.  he said.
I would not, could not wait. I said.
( thanks to Dr Seuss, I think)
I will ring. He said.
He did not ring. He will not ring.
He too has been programmed. The Boari Bug implanted.
 Bye I said.
 Oh I almost forgot Dipstick did say as we parted’ you know how to get hold of me…just call…’ Seriously?
Talking of encryption….As I write , I am getting panic revision questions from some  of my maths gcse’rs. This is technology at its best. They What’s App me a photo of the question they are stuck on. I do it. I send photo of my answer back. Maths is tomorrow. They need to rest up now. Power Down.  No more questions after 9.30. Hydrate. Sleep. Reboot. All be ok. No kick.
Programming Language: chip insert to surgeons and staff and machines and …possibly receptionists too….use with caution.
/**
   * Immediately and permanently deletes the specified information 
*********This operation cannot********
   * be undone. 
   *
   * @param service Authorised Boari instance.
   * @param userId User's surname = BoariJ. The special value "JE"
   * can be used to indicate the authenticated user.
   * @param threadId ID of Thread to delete.
   * @throws IOException
   */
  void deleteThread #denyallknowledge

UTI = ITU

3 comments

  2. You are too kind. So funny, your ‘n waiting!!

    I went to our teacher/University researcher lecture last night. We had invited a children’s author. Aimed really at primary teachers. But I loved his ideas. His humour. His interactive style.

    One of his books is called The boy who piddled in grandpa’s slippers!! There was not an interactive bit for that. Thank goodness …I might have had to volunteer. As it was I was the ‘ last chapter’ in the bit about structure. The shortest teacher in the room was chapter 1. Sharp short sentences to grab the reader. 2.3.4. Various height order teachers. Tall, long sentences for descriptives, getting the reader to ‘ know’ the characters. Short medio grande . So what was I, the last chapter? The tallest ( teachers are not very tall!), the crashing loud happy crescendo of the ending, promising a sequel to come, to grab the reader’s attention ( and earn the author more royalties!)

    So when I gave the vote of thanks at the end. I said I would really try to use his ideas and write properly. As I only know how to sum and add and stuf. I only teach shortcuts and encryption. I can hardly spell, let alone do….’structure’.

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  3. I laughed out loud but it no laughing matter… are you in the middle of an infection, or what?
    I had an email from S today… N still in ** but they’ve sold her house and are hoping (n waiting ha!) to find her a semi independent place somewhere suitable. I’m hoping to see her before too long.
    Don’t go surfing too vigorously this Bank Holiday weekend. I wish
    xx N

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