May 2013

 

wellllll here goes…

You will not believe it or maybe you will. ….
Gall bladder threatening to erupt. so many consultants now involved I’ve made a team sheet!

DDn-the-urological surgeon  is manager captain and player.
I’m the ball I think.
Hoping to put most of the team on the bench asap.
Jolly – Jammy Dodger or ~Dodgy J, thinks he’s President and and in charge but he’s not.
Boring -Ben -Spinal, can only utter monosyllabically and doesn’t care.
Marvellous- Microbiologist-V is in touch with groundbreaking methods of bladder battles. Could do with a decent secretary though…got a letter from him with the (incorrect) headed paper of a sundry cardiologist …that body part is alright actually !!
Then new on the block is groovy gallman T he’s great and his secretary is a serious contender for PhD in medicine.

Brilliant blind fantastic brave Physio has gone back to South Africa dammit so I’m looking for a new ( preferably blind) brilliant Physio. The one I’ve been given looks so petrified I think he’ll faint if I tell him about Friday!

BUPA have now decided that I’m ‘special’ needs…! so any authorisations are through the medical directors office.

So…. I can hardly bear to tell you

May 10th London Clinic ( new one for me- !)
quick gall bladder job. Should be out and home Saturday or Sunday.

This is the LAST EVER….

Bugger.

Jacq xx

some replies!

MJ

damm it!! I am more than happy to be on the bench but unsure what utensil to use!!
How about meeting up  for a game of ball?
Always knew you were special needs in a very special way

Speak this week on my work phone  – your gall bladder didn’t swallow my phone did ti!!!????
Love to all the family

EW

What on earth can I say apart from SHIT.

NB

Absolute bugger .will come and see you if at all poss. Absolute bugger. All shall be well as Dame Julian of Norwich used to say in the 12 th century xxx

CJ

HOLY HELL!!!! As the ball you will bounce back as usual and you don’t need a gall bladder – that’s the good news over and done with I imagine.

I am around on so just let me know when your visitor’s chair needs warming up – haven’t been to the  since it got poshed up. Think you’ll regard it as a First Class flight – not that you could give a s… really!